Hi all, it’s been a while since I last posted anything about myself. Only recently have I started commenting on post again. I have been dealing with some major depression caused by the meds I was taking. I am now off of those meds, so my good natured mood has finally returned, along with motivation.
Now for a little good humored sarcasm.
I am declaring myself the king of falling today!
Medicated, I would fall fall when my symptoms would act up. If I was on a good day, maybe just once or twice a day. If I was on a bad day, it was sevaral times an hour.
I am unmedicated right now and I am falling a several times a day in my own house, my comfort zone. When ever I leave the house, I am guarenteed to fall now, anywhere from several times an hour to several times a minute.
I am declaring myself the king of falling because with all of that falling I have yet to injure myself. Yes, I know that I am EXTREMELY lucky that I haven’t hurt myself yet, but I have to joke about it keep myself from beating myself up about it. 8)
If you ever want to see something funny, just walk into a hopsital, doctors office, or any other business of the medical profession, go up to the front desk and just colaspe. After you get used to it, it can be quite comical watching the nurses panick, and rush towards you with their eyes very wide open, searching for the weelchairs, trying to figure out if they need to rush most of their emergency staff to you.
Or, on Christmas Eve, if anybody you know needs to get that last minute shopping done have them take you with them. It is amazing how many people will let you move ahead of them in line after you fall a couple of times. This really did happen to me. I was in and out of Walmart on Christmas Eve in 15 minutes.
The only falling events that I have problems joking about are the three times that I was out in public and fell only to have someone come running up to me as I am picking myself up off the ground and ask if I needed an ambulance. It is very hard to talk someone out of calling an ambulance, but I have done it three time now, and it always required the hlep of my coworkers, friends or wife to convince the person trying to call the ambulance that falling is very normal for me.
BTW, if anyone can find something to help me laugh at the times I have had to convince people not to call an ambulance I would apreciate it.