Lisaa writes:
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Ayurvedic medicine has been treating people for literally thousands of years and deserves a great deal of respect. The formula we use in MigraMedic is a very traditional formula and has been successfully treating migraines in India for a very, very, very long time.
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Yes, I know all about Ayurvedic medicine – it’s woo Lisa – and woo that Deepak Chopra used to bang on about for years. It does not deserve mine or anybody else’s respect as a serious treatment and is interesting only from the perspective of what people used to rely on (though it’s obviously still being used by some in India and by your company) in that part of the world before there was evidence and science to work with. It’s historical information just like we used to believe in blood letting and further back, the Four Humors from the Hippocrates era. Do you still believe in that? Get your humors checked out when you’re feeling a little bit run down? A bit of blood letting when a cold strikes? Of course not. You’d think that was absurd and if I offered it to you, you’d suggest I grab a straightjacket and find a padded room. But hey, it’s “ancient” wisdom. Why the hell aren’t we following that; afterall, it was used for thousands of years. It must work. And BTW, what did Ayurvedic medicine do for life expectancy in India? Before science-based medicine arrived, a person in India was lucky to make it past 25 years of age. A lot of good all that synergy did in the herbs you write happily about for Indians last century.
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Our website says the herbs are found only in Asia. That’s true … and a host of other plants that are not grown anywhere outside of Asia … believe me, if we could get suppliers in the United States or anywhere else, we would be doing so. But these ingredients are not grown outside of India, Pakistan and Bangladesh.
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This is ridiculous. Why on earth can’t you grow these herbs in the US for heaven’s sake. Hint: buy the seeds next time you’re in New Delhi, plant them in soil. Add water. Plenty of sun. BOOM, I just saved you thousands of dollars in production costs. We had someone here years ago flogging a rice powder originating from special rice grains harvested in a sacred valley in Thailand (they called it the Siam Valley for impact). Because of this it apparently had special “healing” properties. Seriously, you guys have to come up with a better story than this.
While we’re on the subject of your website you might want to talk to the person who wrote the nonsense all over it and ask them to write something at least faintly convincing. There’s more cliches on your website than feral cats in Athens. You said the following about synergy:
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An Ayurvedic doctor would be able to give the best explanation for how the formula works. But the explanation is neither quick nor easy to understand.
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Not good enough Lisa and a massive fail on your part. If you’re a company rep, you should know your shit and be able to explain how this stuff works and not be fobbing this off to some mysterious Ayurvedic doctor for an explanation that is “lengthy and difficult to understand”. That’s code for I don’t know and neither does the Ayurvedic doctor. Try me/ us. I have a PhD in biochemistry and did pharmacology in undergrad. I know how all metabolic pathways function inside out and how drugs and herbs (that actually do something) work. Let’s hear it.
Maybe you can do better here - I’d also like to know the following:
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Please explain to us what the root of the neurovascular problem is concerning migraine and how these herbs treat the problem – rather than attempting to mask symptoms. If you can do this – explain it using your knowledge of biochemisrty and physiology – there’s a Nobel prize waiting for you.
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Please explain what the detoxifying herbs are detoxifying exactly. We all want to know precisely what the toxins are that are making us unwell. We know you can do it … layman’s terms would be great.
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What is the experience of the “countless generations” of herbal physicians, blending their historic wisdom with the best modern technology? What modern technology are you blending with historic wisdom? Would that be like me packaging special needles for bloodletting in 3M plastics?
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the thing is, I’m not trying to sell anything.
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But you are a full time rep for the company who blew in here out of nowhere to plug your ancient formula. No conflict of interest there.
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I would imagine that means that whatever your doctors have been prescribing hasn’t worked very well, or you wouldn’t be here.
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No, my migraine management plan is working pretty well thank you – not perfect but it’s pretty good. One of the main reasons I am here is to help people get correct and accurate information about migraine management, to help them get back to leading normal and productive lives again, and to not be side tracked, have their time wasted and their money lost on junk science and woo.
Over to you to enlighten us.