Haha thanks Todd. I am actually writing a different story about that. Itās about a man who sold his stock in Microsoft to go see Bon Jovi. Then 10 years later he runs into a wealthy woman from England who is a die hard Bon Jovi fan. He tells her his story and she makes him a deal. She will give him $2 million dollars if he can get her a date with Bon Jovi. So the guy leaves his job and chases Bon Jovi around the world to try to convince him to date this woman and of course gets into all kinds of trouble along the way. Itās called āCome Back Bon Joviā
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Sigh! Deekon, will you marry me? LOL!!
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LOL, well I already have the tux!
Interesting how Bon Jovi comes into the mix here. Iām a HUGE fan - been following the band around for years! Some call me a groupie, some call me nuts - I say until a restraining order is issued, the band is fair game! LOL!
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Interesting how Bon Jovi comes into the mix here. Iām a HUGE fan - been following the band around for years! Some call me a groupie, some call me nuts - I say until a restraining order is issued, the band is fair game! LOL!
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Hmm could be a role for you in this movie. Maybe āToddā has a hard time tracking Bon Jovi down and runs into you and you help him out. I think itās decided, youāre in. I am thinking Colin Farrell for the lead.
Hmmm - Colin Farrell huh? How can a girl refuse THAT? Always had a soft spot for the Irish! 
I just have to say, we are a bunch of crack ups!! Despite our MAV challenge, this is a group of fun people!!
Deekon, what about a happy ending? Iām a romanticā¦I want them to stay together!!! Then they can hire Bon Jovi as a surprise band at their receptionā¦I havenāt figured out the whole microsoft part yet, maybe that will have to stay another movieā¦
and yes, you do have the most dapper profile picā¦inspiring fellow members to propose! No fair wearing a tuxā¦we women are suckers for a man in a tux, right girls? 
Kelley
Thanks Kelly, Maybe they can reconnect at the Bon Jovi concert! I am going to start this screenplay on the flight. My picture is from my brotherās wedding and it the best picture of me ever taken. I usually donāt look good in photos but when I saw this one I made my brotherās wife send it to me and now I use it for everything!
I agree with Kelley - great photo Deekon! Very dapper indeed! I look forward to reading the more detailed screenplay
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Haha thanks Todd. I am actually writing a different story about that. Itās about a man who sold his stock in Microsoft to go see Bon Jovi. Then 10 years later he runs into a wealthy woman from England who is a die hard Bon Jovi fan. He tells her his story and she makes him a deal. She will give him $2 million dollars if he can get her a date with Bon Jovi. So the guy leaves his job and chases Bon Jovi around the world to try to convince him to date this woman and of course gets into all kinds of trouble along the way. Itās called āCome Back Bon Joviā
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I have just peed my pants laughing at work.
I AM THE DIE HARD BON JOVI FAN!!!
Todd - if your wife divorces you, weāll have to marry to keep Deekon happy.
Iām crying with laughter.
Deeks - priceless.
Todd - you better get me that date. That is the only wedding gift I will accept.
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Interesting how Bon Jovi comes into the mix here. Iām a HUGE fan - been following the band around for years! Some call me a groupie, some call me nuts - I say until a restraining order is issued, the band is fair game! LOL!
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Hmm could be a role for you in this movie. Maybe āToddā has a hard time tracking Bon Jovi down and runs into you and you help him out. I think itās decided, youāre in. I am thinking Colin Farrell for the lead.
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NO COLIN FARRELLā¦ DEALBREAKER!!!
I have a CF story - gross, was in a bar one night last year (pre-MAV days) and a girlfriend and I were drinking Champersā¦ and then in the corner we spot CF!! Weāre like NO WAY!!! YES WAY!!! :shock:
So as weāre eyeballing him (heās fecking short btw), these 2 girls (both pig, trailor trash ugly ducklings from a landfill site) bowl over there and make themselves at home! Well!!! Weāre like WHAT THE F&&K and was SURE he and his mate would tell them to do oneā¦ but no, THEY INVITE THEM TO SIT DOWN!!! :shock:
So the whole bar is trying to secretly stare at themā¦ and then as the night progresses and they get drunker and drunkerā¦ CF and the pig ug-duck start snogging (pashing for you Aussieās and I forget what you Yanks say)ā¦ everyone was like GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!.
They start girating on the dance floor and this girl thinks all of her Christmases, birthdays and bar mitzvahs have come at once!!! :lol:
They only end up LEAVING together that night and was on our train on the way home - dirty CF was going back to this trampās house to give her a good seeing to and his mate was shacked up with her mate :idea:
It took a week for my jaw to close.
Over and out.
NO CF!!!
Ewwwww Muppo! Okay - Iāve changed my mind then. Can we insert Ryan Reynolds into the storyline instead??
Not to take this story to a new low, but did anyone see the sex tape of Colin Farrell on the internet?
All I can say is a 3 legged man can run quite fast. Mupps, you might want to reconsider! LOL
My vote is for Ryan tooā¦heās the latest yummy feast.
btwā¦us āYanksā say making outā¦used to be neckingā¦I think the younger generation has a new name, but hell if I can remember it!
Kelley
Making out - thatās it!!! I couldnt remember the lingo from my time living in New York :lol:
Pashing is the worst word thoughā¦ and another favourite of the Aussieās is āroot or rootingā for doing the deed ā¦ When I lived in Canada they have this wicked shop called Roots Canada. I had a pair of tracksuit bottoms (sweat pants for the Yanks) that had ROOTS written across the bumā¦ one day on a team away event in Sydney (I worked for the Commonwealth Bank of Australia)ā¦ I turned up in these bottomsā¦ when the guys spotted the wording ā¦ well, Iām sure you can imagineā¦ all hell broke lose because techincally I was saying SHAG??? on my bum!!!
Mortified. :oops:
Tonsil hockey is another good oneā¦ hee hee hee.
My vote is David Duchovney ā¦ oh man. I WANT TO BELIEVE!!!
This reminds me when at college we were having a lecture about neonatal feeding (as one does) and the lecturer started going on about the ārooting reflexā (this being the reflex causing babies to attach to the nipple), and the Aussies in the lecture theatre started chuckling :lol:
All rightā¦donāt be throwing the name Ryan Reynolds in the mix!
I have enough problems with this MAV shit going on!
My wife has the hots for himā¦I do not need her ooogggling over him while I am spaced off in la la land with drugs and MAV going on!
She has already told meā¦I am #1 (unless of course Matthew Mcconaughey or Ryan Reynolds come calling )
So there you have it Mupā¦as soon as I am replaced by Ryan and/or Matthew, listen for a knock on your door
(This thread has been very entertaining :mrgreen: )
Have a fun 4th (to those celebrating in the states! )ā¦and a great weekend to the rest of us.
Todd