May not do this every month but thank you @Nathan, you made my day reading this (hope I’m not embarrassing you!). So many of us will relate to this and also, I hope, find much humour in it (and it’s so nice to reflect on the funny side of it all). Your fighting spirit really shines through, something we all are best to be equipped with:
https://www.mvertigo.org/t/new-regular-symptoms/16505/16?u=turnitaround
James